"Evaporate tall person"
"She floats easily under adult radar because she seems sweet"
"What's impossible? I didn't think IMPOSSIBLE was in your vocabulary"
"Meeting with the smartest kids in school is a great way to get caught up"
"He was quite hansome, at least from the opposite side of the street on a foggy day"
"Do you want something to drink?" "No, I'm too young" "Apple juice, boy!"
"You are so dedicated...just like me!"
"Compared to her, they were like...well, waffles with frezzer burn"
"If the egg fits, lay it!"
"When nature calls, you have to answer the door" - White Ghetto
"She gets winded sharpening a pencil"
"She shops for shoes like the First Lady would shop for the Inaguaral Ball gown"
"You're a shining lighthouse in the Bay of Stupicity"
"You're a Nork - an annoying hybrid of a nerd and a dork"
"She is slim depending on the angle"
"She was the sort of girl who probaby swapped toys for boys when she hit eleven"
"Why you walkin' like you got a diaper rash?"
HAHAHA love these :)
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