Saturday, August 29, 2015

Kids

Is it my age? My face? My personality that makes people think I either have kids or want them? Well, the answer is no to both questions. A couple years ago, a mother of three rather wild kids asked me if I had kids and I shook me head. I proceeded to continue walked when she asked, "Do you want any?" A tired look crossed her face and I stifled a laugh and said, "Sorry, no thanks."

I have no idea what a mother faces with kids and I have no intention of finding out any time soon. I've babysat and worked camp jobs though out my teenager/20-something years and honestly, giving them back their parents is the GREATEST feeling ever. Seriously. Kids are only awesome for so long and after I've reached my limit....."Say goodnight, Peter Panda!"

Life the way it is for me now, I enjoy. I like not having to worry about who has my baby or do I have enough cash for the babysitter tonight? No, instead I get to go out with my friends for as long as I want, order pizza at 3am, date who I want, bring home junk food and not have to worry about child-proofing anything. THE LIFE!

If the time comes and God gives me children, I really hope me and my husband are.....sorta ready......instead of TOTALLY NOT READY! Yes, children are a blessing from the Lord, however, I do not want them. Thank you. So the next time someone asks me if I want their kids, my answer.....(in my head cause I'd never say this outloud)....I'm buying a bulldozer."